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I was picturing a somewhat different vampire with sideburns and hipster glasses…

(ehehe. x)
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So if I’ve been paying attention to Tumblr correctly, it goes something like this…
WOW
so wait, that means Engie’s inbred?
Nooo, I think the blue line is supposed to be another family tree branch. So Fix-It Felix, Sr. isn’t Rapunzel’s and Eugene’s child, he’s just Felix, Jr.’s dad and Calhoun’s father-in-law.
(on a side note, I love that Gavin’s Engie headcanon got referenced for this!)
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So, Fix-it Felix Jr. and Sergeant Calhoun got married. That means that there is the possibility of children, and if there were, the kid would be a video game character, and have a mixture of their parents’ traits.
Sergeant Calhoun:
- Is career military.
- Likes big guns.
- Uses colorful euphemistic language instead of swearing.
Fix-it Felix:
- Whacks on things with a tool in order to fix them.
- Has a Southern accent.
- Uses colorful euphemistic language instead of swearing.
So, what could their kid possibly look like?
Ralph must have taught him to play the guitar…who else could deal with those huge, unwieldy hands? XD
Scout, quit makin’ that face, I’m tryin’ ta make a nice family portrait ta send ta your Grandma.
gmod crashed before I could save this and fix everything wrong with it, oh well
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Sniper collects the heads from the MvM bots and gives them to Glados it’s canon you can’t deny it
How romantic!
Sniper x GLaDOS is my OTP. <3
Look at all this shit that they’re getting tired of.
Use these as sprays and troll your friends. >:3
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